“When the first lesbian opened her eyes on the first morning of the dawn of the world, she put on a plaid shirt and walked to the first co-op, where the cute cashier promptly hit on her. They were fruitful and multiplied, and that’s where baby dykes come from.”
Countess Lu Ann de Lesseps, The Real Housewives of New York’s tall, titled aspiring pop star, has landed herself a real acting gig. Not much of a stretch, though: De Lesseps will play “an eccentric art patron who poses semi-nude for a painter” on the February 23 episode of Law & Order: SVU. The episode will open with a crime scene involving her character. Poised to become Bravo’s first reality star to break into the mainstream industry, this one. There’s no stopping her now.